diff --git a/build/CMakeFiles/gbp-bot.dir/src/main.cpp.o b/build/CMakeFiles/gbp-bot.dir/src/main.cpp.o index cd328db..3776c7c 100644 Binary files a/build/CMakeFiles/gbp-bot.dir/src/main.cpp.o and b/build/CMakeFiles/gbp-bot.dir/src/main.cpp.o differ diff --git a/src/commands.cpp b/src/commands.cpp index e0b05bf..d492ec0 100644 --- a/src/commands.cpp +++ b/src/commands.cpp @@ -219,6 +219,10 @@ std::string copypasta(std::string msg, std::string username) 3) MSO and server specific playerbases say one thing and they guy with his metagroup still force \"mrp\" policies and code that conflict.\n\ 4)consistently banning Europeans out of discord code channel for bitching about it.\n\ 5)saying that \"playerbase has to make their responsibility of knowing the pipeline changes for github.\" Which I, myself couldn't get a simple poll to see how players actually take the time to look at forums or github. (We both know its real low on that bell curve.)"; + } else if (msg == "shotgun") { + out = "I used the shotgun. You know why? Cause the shot gun doesn't miss: and unlike the shitty hybrid taser it stops a criminal in their tracks in two hits. Bang: bang: and they're fucking done. I use four shots just to make damn sure. Because: once again: I'm not there to coddle a bunca criminal scum sucking f------: I'm there to 1) Survive the fucking round. 2) Guard the armory. So you can absolutely get fucked. If I get unbanned: which I won't: you can guarantee I will continue to use the shotgun to apprehend criminals. Because it's quick: clean and effective as fuck. Why in the seven hells would I fuck around with the disabler shots: which take half a clip just to bring someone down: or with the tazer bolts which are slow as balls: impossible to aim and do about next to jack shit: fuck all. The shotgun is the superior law enforcement weapon. Because it stops crime. And it stops crime by reducing the number of criminals roaming the fucking halls."; + } else if (msg == "meow") { + out = "Wowwwww, you meow like a cat! That means you are one, right? Shut the fuck up. If you really want to be put on a leash and treated like a domestic animal then that's called a fetish, not \"quirky\" or \"cute\". What part of you seriously thinks that any part of acting like a felin establishes a reputation of appreciation? Is it your lack of any defining aspect of personality that urges you to restort to shitty representations of cats to create an illusion of meaning in your worthless life? Wearing \"car ears\" in the shape of headbands further notes the complete absence of human attribution to your false sense of personality, such as intelligence or charisma in any form or shape. Where do you think this mindset's gonna lead you? You think you're funny, random, quirky even? What makes you think that acting like a fucking cat will make a goddamn hyena laugh? I, personally, feel extremely sympathetic towards you as your only escape from the worthless thing you call your existence is to pretend to be an animal. But it's not a worthy choice to assert this horrifying fact as a dominant trait, mainly because personality traits require an initial personality to lay their foundation on. You're not worthy of anybody's time, so go fuck off, \"cat-girl\"."; }